1. Calling up front to find out what number for takeoff we are in LGA

     

  2. Every time I try to make jokes over the PA

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    No one ever laughs.

     

  3. Going back to the hotel after dinner out

     

  4. Getting an overnight in my home town and hanging out with old friends

     

  5. How I’m spending all my days off

     

  6. Recurrent 2014

     

  7. We joke about a turn cancelling, and wake up to it cancelled

     

  8. When pax start asking you questions while you’re waiting in the gate area.

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    - Plane Princess

     

  9. Trying to fly stand-by on United.

     

  10. Watching passengers try to figure out their boarding zone and corresponding lane